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LOLWUT

Hi, my name is Shannon and sometimes I like to pretend that I'm funny.


PS this blog is really dumb.

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

They’re like, 12

The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)

the correct way to make yourself look like a pompous asshole

(via circumcising)

bullied:

mom: “Look it’s time to wake up”

me:  image

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

spermbanker:

missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb 

  • Uterus:

    oh you have a completely full day of activity??

  • Me:

    don't

  • Uterus:

    and a sleepover afterwards??

  • Me:

  • Uterus:

    hardly any breaks??

  • Me:

  • Uterus:

    wouldn't it be a shame

  • Uterus:

    if something were to

  • Me:

  • Uterus:

    happen

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up