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LOLWUT

Hi, my name is Shannon and sometimes I like to pretend that I'm funny.


PS this blog is really dumb.

juztgurlythingz:

http://1amthemasterofthewicket.tumblr.com/ submitted

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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carmennab:

my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes

  • Mother:

    *sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~

  • Baby:

    b...b-...

  • Mother:

    *stops*...Your first words!

  • Baby:

    B-B...

  • Mother:

    C'mon sweetie, you c--

  • Baby:

    BE QUIET TIFFANY

  • Mother:

    W-...W-

  • Baby:

    NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU

  • Mother:

    I-I--

  • Baby:

    YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN

  • Mother:

    ...

  • Baby:

    TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF

ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny