When someone randomly calls you cute and you just
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly